nietzscheisdead:

six things every girl will ALWAYS have in her purse:

1. another smaller purse
2. an aging picture of ringo starr
3. a six pack of heineken 
4. the complete box set of every season of Deadliest Catch
5. the hat you thought you lost at Disneyland when you were 5
6. a tiny, infinitely dense marble that contains our own universe

(Source: putzes, via thebitchofbagend)

nothiings:

sit up straight then reblog this so your followers sit properly too you’re welcome

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